I just had a strange revelation.

I think I might be gay! How can that be? After all these years?

The clues just started to add up.

I like the movie “The prince and me”.
I like the movie “The bridges of Madison county”.
I like the movie “Love actually”.

Sure I love cock but I was sure it was a passing phase.....
Sure I love looking at gorgeous guys but I thought that it was only because
I was jealous and wanted to be like them.
Sure I cry during sad movies. Doesn’t that just mean I’m a pussy? But a straight pussy?
Sure I watch gay porn but that only for scientific reasons.
Sure I go limp when I see a vagina but that’s only because I respect women, right?
Sure I love the “Rocky horror picture show”. But that because I want to see Susan Sarandon
in her underwear.
Sure I took my straight friends to see the “Rocky horror picture show” off Broadway. But
that was so they could see some chick in her underwear. Right?
Sure I love Margaret Cho.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Now I’m going to have to go buy a freak flag and a rainbow for my back window.

I’m so depressed!

How did this happen?

and I was the best little boy in the world.